It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv
when the PE teacher makes you run
I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.
Recent studies confirm that reading books and drinking tea doesn’t make you better than anyone else
I really needed to read this today.
Jfc is Canadia even real
I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.
60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it
It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.
roses are red
violets are blue
but who the heck r u???
My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it.
I am tearing up